Fill your water bottles up with vodka and steal some new earrings from Claire's because the roast is BACK and more cathartic than ever. 

The following freshmen will have their pubescent masturbation habits put on blast: 

Jo Firestone
Amber Nelson
Irene Hartmann
Alan Starzinski
John Everett Trowbridge
Andrew Tisher
Charlie Walden
Jack Walden
Ben Warheit
Mo Fry Pas
Jaime Alyse Andrews

and, as always, your host, Oakton High School's 2008 "headed for hollywood" superlative winner Alise Morales. 


Don't forget to tell your brother to buy beer.